Her Online Addiction by Ruby McQueen

Author:Ruby McQueen [McQueen, Ruby]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 1570617945
Published: 2019-11-14T16:00:00+00:00

~ Chapter 10 ~

The night has eyes

Friday morning, I get into work feeling a little more upbeat knowing that the gang are all getting together tonight for Izy’s Birthday, the oldest one of the group. I would say the mother hen of the group, but that so doesn’t fit her personality! Izabella Ashby is an enigma. A high-energy party girl with a love of fashion, shopping, self enhancement and a collector of accessories, not limited to the men in her life. The quirkiest of the bunch, she so often has ‘der’ moments that Merrick has affectionately nicknamed her ‘Dizzy Izy’. At my height she has a very different build, very lean and petite, graceful like a gazelle. Almost as into sports as I am but much more girly. She has warm, light caramel brown hair that tussles just below her collar bone. She has had a little work done, breast implants, Botox and most recently her nose. She is a massage therapist but an osteopath in training part time.

She is a very sexual person, very open to exploration which has led to some very funny incidents in the past, the stand out being the phone call I got at one o’clock in the morning with a frantic Izy in hysterics over some very inventive uses with food during sex-gone-wrong. Apparently if you use a frozen banana, the integrity of the banana’s structure is compromised upon thawing leaving it subject to breaking apart much to Izy’s horror she discovered this when fragments of disintegrated banana were left behind inside her ‘v-jay-jay’. I accompanied her to the emergency rooms to offer moral support, which was hard to do being it was super hilarious, especially trying to explain the post coital situation to her rather hot male attending doctor. Made funnier by the fact she ran into the same hot doctor in the fruit and veg section of her local supermarket. He apparently asked her out after teasing her by recommending she stays away from the bananas. She is such a barrel of laughs and no matter your level of creativity you just can’t make up her best stories if you try!

She turn’s thirty today, and it’s an important Birthday. The fact that she has just split from her boyfriend of eight months, was a bit of a blow, as Samuel was the longest relationship she’s had in a long while coupled with the disappointing fact that she seemed really into him. I guess her and I have it in common that we are dysfunctional in relationships, although hers has been more due to choice, mine a lack of ability to get started.

“Morning, Anus Juice.” I say as I round Aly-B’s desk placing a white paper bag down in front of her.

“Sup, Greasy Waffle.”

“No Bird-Shit-Lips today?” I enquire hoping the answer is yes as I stare at his vacant desk.

“HA! I wish! He’ll be back in an hour, had a dentist appointment apparently one tooth was killing him. Sook! Hope he gets septicaemia

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